Wednesday, May 22, 2013

My video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygir-LpP-3c

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Alliance$/connection$ give$ better re$ult$...
Than $chool certificate$...¥

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Maný human$ unknowinglý bite themselvs, praprapra
Wit Lion teeth of their character
Character that looks like catarrh

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Your gift is a blessing & a curse. ¥
|magine that am one of those ancient hunters with 2 head$.
About 2 shoot your head.
Am stretching my catapult 2 shoot your head .
Please don't run, dis stone of truth must hit your head.
Because it took me 50yrs 2 pefect D art of using D catapult of making info spread.
The rock stone is D fact dat Nigeria as at July 2010, is D second countrý wit d highest population with HIV patients.
Aids no dey show 4 face.
Wear condom lìke your pants or boxers,always.
Aré Û on D floor as this info hit your head? ¥

God wa$ taugh

God is no |onga a$ täugh...

As he u$ed 2 B 2 û$...

Be4, if Û disobeý him or ki|| úr bro$...

God wi|| cough thunder 2 strike U off...

But now, God wi|| 4give me 4 $aýing hé wä$ rough & taugh...

I enjoý wén he wä$ taugh. ¥

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Man flying with eagles'
wing$
Yesterday at 7:22pm
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Äm standing on d $kie$|
Trýing 2 raìsé your hand
from dis unfair world of pains
& lié$|
Drug in my word$ $hall heal
your pains & eye$|
Your muscular émotions have
infected+nooséd my neck like
tie$
The destiny of
misunderstanding corrupted
our frienship's file$
Oh queen of loneliness, ari$e
And Cum climb my back, let's
fly & ri$é. ¥
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RudolphtheGhanian
Rudpoétà Ruudbwoy
at 7:55pm yesterday
He that ties his heart in
pies should err lies to the
temple that lies and cries.
"They dies"
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Gaff Poetrystaff
at 8:06pm yesterday
rudolf,that sheet flies. ¥
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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

To D onlý Whoman Gaff havé loVed>>

U äre thät eloquent Chocomilo|

With face richer than assets of ex- Gov'nor, Okilo|

With Prince$$' leg$ like banana shaped Chocomilo|

With brea$t+$tyle $inging 'chårm' than Beyoncé ft. Awilo|

Û knoW I love 2 lick lick lick Chocomilo|

Û were D bé$t of my infinitý friend$|

It wa$ distance, me+yoÛr mistake$ that poured our union a poison|

Aftér Û left YoÛr odour all over me|

Percieving it is like smoking the cocain of remembering Û & loVe|

We can't forget wé|

No matter how hard we try|

Because whenever Û C some1 like me or $ome1 doing what I have done or said|

Û will remémber Gäff,$o will I|

Though we swam in rivers of real sex|

But if they line 'sex' & 'U minus sex'|

I choo$e Û minus sex|

Their mû$t B something golden in Û|

Thät made me 2 wake by midnight & write this rubbish|

& U mu$t B beyond a woman 2 b able 2 make the G. A. Double F- Gaff 2 loVe U
...¥
Mäny cänt grow but théy get oldér|

Wisdom & mon£y don't know eäch other|

Being wí$e cän't make mon£y néar Û like brothér|

Béing wi$e i$ a step 2 grip mon£y's key holdér|...¥

Sunday, June 20, 2010

You live in a world that can't exist...¥

Monday, June 14, 2010

Life's face is a dragon holding gun

If you can sèé face of life|

You will run & return to the womb of your mum or wife|

Face, looking like a stabing knifé|

With monster's èyés of strifé|

I sèé gold of success in the Odum(python) mouth of lifé|

It takes wit$, power, $trategies to steal gold in lifé|

Life is your invisible wifé|

That stabs you knife of strifé|

Life coughs failures continuallý|

Hardwork, learn is 1 way not to inhale life's coughs continuallý...¥

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Having sex with vex

To véx véx
Is having séx
With nonsénse,
+ losernéss.¥

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Uniquenes is being odd with swag

If Û don't pick
What others pick
You are odd or Ûnique...¥

Option in Motion

Män with no option
Is like car with no motion. ¥

Monday, April 19, 2010

Peoplé who tooo complain about peoplé
Are peoplé whose character have too much pimplé.

Wear Frown and look disviting &older
Wear crown of $míle & look inviting & younger
¥

Monday, April 5, 2010

The poem that is not free

This poem is not free
To say Obama have not made any change
Even if he has made mountains of changes
This poem is not free
To say money com here
And money obey her
This poem is not free to climb a tree
Without struggle or hands free
And as long as this poem is not free
No human will be free.¥

Lizard that wrote a poem

Thèir äre three needlés
Inside free applés.¥

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Dope of Poem

Èven if Ü are approachablé
Ù have to approach peoplé
Èncourage peoplé
Unless U want 2 remain in cobweb of $inglé ¥